Are you chilly and suffering from a dearth of people staring at your chest? Well look no further my friends because have I got the solution for you. The Snuggie is SOOOO 2008. It’s time for the statement of all statements: the boobie scarf.

That’s right ladies (ahem, and dudes) nothing says class like a set in the breeze. And for your viewing pleasure - I’ve hunted down three options to get you going. Special thanks to Monica for the find.

Boobie Scarf Option 1: “The Droopy”

Droopy Link.

boobie scarf option 2: “The Perky”

Perky Link.

aaand… option 3 (Just Plain Weird)

Weird Link.