I just found this banner on The Big Red Kitchen. Now, I’ve heard Pork called a lot of things: “Juicy, Satisfying, Bacon-y and Awesome” come to mind. You know things that might get you to EAT it.

Well I guess we can now add “Safe” to that list. Cuz, you know, THAT gets peoples mouth watering. Truly.

Has the “Hamthrax” gotten people so scared that this needs to happen? Sigh.

The ad linked to this delectable page: